So kiddo says to her teacher, Mrs. H, that she needs to go to the bathroom.
They go and she is in there for quite a while so Mrs. H goes back in to ask if she’s okay. Kiddo says ‘Yes’.
Mrs. H can smell poop so she asks, with some excitement: Did you go poop in the potty?
Kiddo says: no.
But she can smell it so she says: Did you go in your underwear?
Kiddo says: not exactly.
Not exactly? So now Mrs. H. is wondering where on earth she went poop? Picturing another kid picking up a lump, she starts looking around but there is nothing around so she asks what kiddo meant by not exactly.
Kiddo says: I pooped in my underwear, took it off and put the poop in the potty…
Logical, if not quite right!
This kid is going to kill me.